If you're a young earth creationist, you're a fucking moron.

If you believe the Earth was created 6,000 - 10,000 years ago, then you are a fucking moron. The belief in a young earth genuinely warrants that response, and in all fairness any argument in which someone defends a young earth should be ended like that there and then. It would be perfectly acceptable in a debate in any forum, whether it be on the street or in the halls of Harvard, to call anyone who advocates young earth creation a fucking simpleton and then to walk off in pure disgust, shaking your head in despair at the supreme idiocy of some members of the human virus. To even bother to try and explain and list all the evidence that proves the true age of the earth would be a total waste of time and effort. Why? Young earth creationists don't want to believe the earth is billions of years old, end of.

It doesn't matter what you do, say or present, people, YEC's will never believe you. Pure and simple. End of discussion. No further conjecture needed. The bottom line. Any piece of evidence conceivable, from radio-metric dating of rock and meteorite material to carbon dating of biological fossils to plain ol' common sense will be sneered at and dismissed, thrown onto the pile of neglected proof that will be burned ASAP at a giant evangelical gathering of the half-wits and borderline retards, all presided over by the grand high mongoloid. They will cheer and drool as libraries worth of scientific texts are cast into the furnace. Their erections will bulge as The Origin of Species is lofted into the abyss. Their eyes will glaze over in sheer lust and limitless awe when the Molotov cocktails are hurled into the laboratories. Finally, a lone biologist will be hoisted up onto a burning cross; the simpleton hordes will spit and hiss, their greatest dream only seconds away from fulfillment. The evolutionary sinner will be set alight by Ken Ham and in that instant, a roar will echo throughout the American South; it has begun! The new age of dogma and superstition will be welcomed with rapturous applause. The dark ages will have returned with a vengeance, and all ye who don't believe in the glory of The Lord will be hunted down and tortured; burned, crucified, disemboweled, sawn asunder, stoned, hacked to death and be made to listen to Kent Hovind's lecture series.

Ok, maybe that won't happen. Possible, kind of probable in Alabama, but not likely. The simple truth is this; YEC's have read in the Bible that the Earth is roughly 6,000-10,000 years old, and to them, that is the fucking end of the matter. They do not hold a competing 'theory'. They are not trying to scientifically debate the existing paradigm like Copernicus and Galileo and Einstein did. They do not have a revolutionary new mathematical proof that will shake the foundations of modern physics. They have a book, written by fuck knows who, that has been changed and modified by councils and governments over the last 2000 years and that is it. It's true, and you're gonna fucking die in horrible pain if you don't believe it.

Young earth creationism is not a competing theory, it is a joke. It's even worse than the flat earth movement. In fact, YEC is so ridiculous, that belief in it should be a prerequisite for determining if someone is legally retarded. If someone tries to plead insanity in court, ask them if they believe in a young earth. If they respond in the affirmative then it's off to Arkham Asylum for a few decades. If someone wants to get into University, or high school for that matter, then belief in a young earth should prevent them from doing so. Want to have a kid? Sorry mate, you believe in a young earth, so it is our moral duty to stop you from polluting the gene pool with your mongoloid loins. Hell, want to buy a car? Bad luck pal, how are we to know that an idiot such as yourself can contemplate the difference between the brake and the accelerator? In fact, the belief in such a mind-numbingly stupid concept should be automatic grounds for forfeiture of life. The cost of a few million bullets or a few thousand gallons of Zyklon-B is minuscule when compared to the survival of reason and intelligence.

I hereby swear to never debate with a young earth creationist EVER. Neither should you. If you ever meet someone who believes in that tripe, politely tell them to eat rat poison, then to wash it down with battery acid, and then to partake in some after-dinner razors. Kick them swiftly in the bollocks, and then go and bash your head against a brick wall wrapped in barbed wire, praying and praying to the invisible man in the sky that he will mercifully render you unconscious, leaving you with no memory of the sphincter-clenchingly woeful idiocy you have just encountered. If by some miracle you still remember the awful encounter, be prepared to choke down a nice, healthy serving of cold, hard lead. An honourable death is preferable to 5 minutes of pointless debate which only serves to confirm in the creationists' mind that they are in possession of a theory that is worthy of serious discussion.

Or maybe just don't go to America.